If you don't want a sarcastic answer, Don't ask a stupid question.
Maybe you should eat some makeup, so you can be pretty on the inside too.
It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has a good taste.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Don't listen to them. You're not fat, you're just fluffy.
Why am I getting older and wider, instead of older and wiser?
Size: 7.5cm x 7.5cm